I remembered a conversation I had at the Beer Fest with regards to the Men in White. What possesses a man to dress up in cricket/ bowls clothing and add bells? The conclusion was that they have nagging wife to escape (they were also rather senior in age). They were asking for more members and Mad asked Dr T if he was interested, but he said Uttoxeter was too far ... he was also concerned with regards to the earlier conclusion ... not the nagging bit (I think that's a good thing for me) but the wife bit!